He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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