There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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