He told me they were just razor bumps!
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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