So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
My dick has a subreddit
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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