If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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