I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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