Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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