I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
