ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i already hear my dad disowning me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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