I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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