do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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