just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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