we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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