I smell stomach acid.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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