I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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