i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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