You really coming over, don't trick.
are you still at the devil's house?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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