If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
