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• (407): View more from Florida

  It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.

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• (212): View more from New York

  so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools

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• (925): View more from California

  We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.

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• (650): View more from California

  I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.

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• (212): View more from New York

  so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times

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• (585): View more from New York

  If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him

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• (693): View more from

  I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.

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