you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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