He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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