you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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