Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
