sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
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