I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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