she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Never joke about your clitoris.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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