and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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