What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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