I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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