if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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