How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So much rum. So many feels.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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