we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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