can we get nightvision for the apartment?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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