No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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