If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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