i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
