She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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