dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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