i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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