Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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