How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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