it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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