I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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