I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
