I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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