I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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