Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
