It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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