Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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