I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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