Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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