your room smells of hookers.
And success
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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